Theo Crawford (
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47th Resurrection
[Moving down the street is a pair of individuals. Though moving might be a generous term, as the young, disheveled and put-upon man is really being shoved from behind down the sidewalk by an orange pony in a cowboy hat.]
Ah don't care if you don't want to or not, those letters said you have to and you are not ignoring your responsibilities while Ah'm around! And don't say you have nothing to talk about either, you can just offer them one of the fritters Ah made and show them the letter you got. It's as much for their own good as yours, so git goin'!
Alright, alright! I'm going, aren't I? All I gotta do anyway is give them the old "Welcome to Mayfield, get used to a life in Hell" routine anyway.
[Applejack is literally shoving Theo down the street to do his Homeowner's Association Committee duties, so they really can be along any street, leaving it open to anybody who wants to say hi to Applejack, bug Theo, or merely comment on a full grown man carrying a tray of apple fritters being pushed along by a talking orange pony wearing a hat. They'll be stopping at the houses of Mayfield newbies too, as part of Theo's association duties make him part of the welcome wagon.
Post order will be you > Theo > Applejack!]
Ah don't care if you don't want to or not, those letters said you have to and you are not ignoring your responsibilities while Ah'm around! And don't say you have nothing to talk about either, you can just offer them one of the fritters Ah made and show them the letter you got. It's as much for their own good as yours, so git goin'!
Alright, alright! I'm going, aren't I? All I gotta do anyway is give them the old "Welcome to Mayfield, get used to a life in Hell" routine anyway.
[Applejack is literally shoving Theo down the street to do his Homeowner's Association Committee duties, so they really can be along any street, leaving it open to anybody who wants to say hi to Applejack, bug Theo, or merely comment on a full grown man carrying a tray of apple fritters being pushed along by a talking orange pony wearing a hat. They'll be stopping at the houses of Mayfield newbies too, as part of Theo's association duties make him part of the welcome wagon.
Post order will be you > Theo > Applejack!]
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He hobbles over curiously, doing his best to actually use his legs more than his crutch, followed by his usual two-Pokémon entourage.]
What, um... what are you doing?
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[Walking down the street]
Mmm, was that pastry in the air? hrmmm...]
[After all this, Ken just has to laugh] Best...sight...EVER!
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I don't wanna hear anything from you!
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Well hey there, sugarcube! You a friend of Theo's?
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Newbie house
........pony.]
......Hi?
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Hi. I'm with the Welcoming Committee. Have a... thing. Are you new?
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They're apple fritters.
[She turns back to the girl, all smiles.]
Hi there, Ah'm Applejack and this is Theo, and like he said, he's part of the Welcoming Committee. Nice to meet you.
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What're you laughing at. And what the hell happened to you?
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Who's that, another friend of yours?
[Applejack goes to give a wave with a hoof when she notices how thin she is.]
Well land's sake! You look like you haven't eaten in a week! Git yourself over here and have one of these apple fritters before you collapse of starvation!
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Random sidewalk encounter.
Theo, what have you done now?
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He was being reluctant to do what the Welcoming Committee letters said were his duties, so I was giving him a friendly shove to go out and get the work done.
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Sidewalk
I see you are still here.
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[Applejack gives the newcomer a smile and offers a hoof to shake.]
Hi there, the name's Applejack. Nice to meet a friend of Theo's.
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[Says the eleven foot tall guy with angel wings.]
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Well somepony has to make sure you don't ignore those letters. And think of it this way, the sooner you get it done, the sooner you can get back to trying to ignore everyone.
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AJ! What's all this?
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Pastries.
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