47th Resurrection

[sanctus_dei]

[Moving down the street is a pair of individuals. Though moving might be a generous term, as the young, disheveled and put-upon man is really being shoved from behind down the sidewalk by an orange pony in a cowboy hat.]

Ah don't care if you don't want to or not, those letters said you have to and you are not ignoring your responsibilities while Ah'm around! And don't say you have nothing to talk about either, you can just offer them one of the fritters Ah made and show them the letter you got. It's as much for their own good as yours, so git goin'!

Alright, alright! I'm going, aren't I? All I gotta do anyway is give them the old "Welcome to Mayfield, get used to a life in Hell" routine anyway.

[Applejack is literally shoving Theo down the street to do his Homeowner's Association Committee duties, so they really can be along any street, leaving it open to anybody who wants to say hi to Applejack, bug Theo, or merely comment on a full grown man carrying a tray of apple fritters being pushed along by a talking orange pony wearing a hat. They'll be stopping at the houses of Mayfield newbies too, as part of Theo's association duties make him part of the welcome wagon.

Post order will be you > Theo > Applejack!]

Comments

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Theo Crawford. This is Applejack.

So. Did people fill you in on this place and how it works?

[downtoearthpony.livejournal.com]

[Applejack is watching Theo, quirking an eyebrow at how terse he's being, but keeps quiet for the time being. He's not leaving or making a run for it, so he's making good progress as far as she's concerned.]

[apnea-champ.livejournal.com]

Um....a bit?

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Do you need any other info or anything? You know, don't drink the milk, drones are annoying, don't talk to Lucy Smith, that sorta thing?

[downtoearthpony.livejournal.com]

[Applejack almost rolls her eyes. At this rate, the poor girl won't bother asking anything for fear it would be too much trouble, the way Theo is being short with the conversation. So she decides to step in and gives the girl a big and warm smile.]

And if you need any help, feel free to ask me okay? Ah'll do mah best to see what Ah can do.

Go ahead and try one of the apple fritters though, Ah bet you'll like them. Ah made them myself and they always sold well back where Ah came from.

[apnea-champ.livejournal.com]

...ah thanks.

[Takes one. Hey free food, in dreams is good.]

I've heard the first bit. Whose Lucy Smith?

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

The little monster in charge of keeping this place as it is. Looks like a little girl, is really an omniscient and over-powerful god-like being.

[downtoearthpony.livejournal.com]

Really? Ah didn't know about that girl either. Guess you can't judge a book by its cover, huh?

[apnea-champ.livejournal.com]

Sounds like something from a horror movie.