Theo Crawford (
sanctus_dei) wrote2011-08-14 09:58 pm
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47th Resurrection
[Moving down the street is a pair of individuals. Though moving might be a generous term, as the young, disheveled and put-upon man is really being shoved from behind down the sidewalk by an orange pony in a cowboy hat.]
Ah don't care if you don't want to or not, those letters said you have to and you are not ignoring your responsibilities while Ah'm around! And don't say you have nothing to talk about either, you can just offer them one of the fritters Ah made and show them the letter you got. It's as much for their own good as yours, so git goin'!
Alright, alright! I'm going, aren't I? All I gotta do anyway is give them the old "Welcome to Mayfield, get used to a life in Hell" routine anyway.
[Applejack is literally shoving Theo down the street to do his Homeowner's Association Committee duties, so they really can be along any street, leaving it open to anybody who wants to say hi to Applejack, bug Theo, or merely comment on a full grown man carrying a tray of apple fritters being pushed along by a talking orange pony wearing a hat. They'll be stopping at the houses of Mayfield newbies too, as part of Theo's association duties make him part of the welcome wagon.
Post order will be you > Theo > Applejack!]
Ah don't care if you don't want to or not, those letters said you have to and you are not ignoring your responsibilities while Ah'm around! And don't say you have nothing to talk about either, you can just offer them one of the fritters Ah made and show them the letter you got. It's as much for their own good as yours, so git goin'!
Alright, alright! I'm going, aren't I? All I gotta do anyway is give them the old "Welcome to Mayfield, get used to a life in Hell" routine anyway.
[Applejack is literally shoving Theo down the street to do his Homeowner's Association Committee duties, so they really can be along any street, leaving it open to anybody who wants to say hi to Applejack, bug Theo, or merely comment on a full grown man carrying a tray of apple fritters being pushed along by a talking orange pony wearing a hat. They'll be stopping at the houses of Mayfield newbies too, as part of Theo's association duties make him part of the welcome wagon.
Post order will be you > Theo > Applejack!]
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Well hey there, sugarcube! You a friend of Theo's?
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Huh you...? Never mind.
Yeah I'd say I was a friend of his. I know, hard to believe ain't it.
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And Ah don't find that too hard to believe, more like he seems bent on not letting folks be his friends then there are folks who are willing to.
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But enough talking about Theo like he's not here. Whatcha two doin'?
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Welcoming Committee bullshit again.
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Sorry about that, Theo. And Ah'm making sure he carries it out.
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Well, it wouldn't do you any harm to get to know some more people around here Theo, maybe you'll find someone who can beat you at chess!
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[Applejack looks back to Theo.]
And you might not like it, but somebody should give them a heads up about this place, don't you think?
Not to mention that not everyone can simply take waking up in such new surroundings in stride. Seeing a friendly face can go a long way to helping adjust to this place.
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Well, I should let you two get going on your errand. The quicker you go, the quicker you get this over with, eh Theo?
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But you're right, we probably should get back to it. It sure was nice talking with ya...um...Ah'm so sorry, Ah don't think Ah caught your name!
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Oh! I'm Ken by the way. Nice to meetcha.
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And don't worry, Theo, Ah might be best at making apple treats, but Ah know how to make some regular food too.
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And you! [He turns to Theo] Eat more! At least you don't gotta put up with drone food anymore.