47th Resurrection

[sanctus_dei]

[Moving down the street is a pair of individuals. Though moving might be a generous term, as the young, disheveled and put-upon man is really being shoved from behind down the sidewalk by an orange pony in a cowboy hat.]

Ah don't care if you don't want to or not, those letters said you have to and you are not ignoring your responsibilities while Ah'm around! And don't say you have nothing to talk about either, you can just offer them one of the fritters Ah made and show them the letter you got. It's as much for their own good as yours, so git goin'!

Alright, alright! I'm going, aren't I? All I gotta do anyway is give them the old "Welcome to Mayfield, get used to a life in Hell" routine anyway.

[Applejack is literally shoving Theo down the street to do his Homeowner's Association Committee duties, so they really can be along any street, leaving it open to anybody who wants to say hi to Applejack, bug Theo, or merely comment on a full grown man carrying a tray of apple fritters being pushed along by a talking orange pony wearing a hat. They'll be stopping at the houses of Mayfield newbies too, as part of Theo's association duties make him part of the welcome wagon.

Post order will be you > Theo > Applejack!]

Comments

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

This Welcoming Committee is bullshit anyway.

[He turns back to their enormous acquaintance.] So let's get to the point. Are you new in town? Probably not, if you're that big. You'd have to have gone through at least one Post Office hand-out to get that back.

[downtoearthpony.livejournal.com]

Just because he might not be new to town is no reason you can't say hello or introduce yourself!

[She turns back to the towering figure.]

Hi there, Ah'm Applejack.

[emperorsangel.livejournal.com]

Sanguinius is my name. And sir, you could learn to be a little more polite around a lady.

[Even if she is...a beast of burden to him]

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[Enjoy the ARE YOU FOR REAL look he just gave you. But he's not about to start an argument with someone almost 7 feet taller than him.]

Right. Whatever. My guess is that you don't need the speech, but you can have an apple fritter thing if you want.

[downtoearthpony.livejournal.com]

[Applejack just smirks at the polite comment before turning back to Sanguinius with a smile.]

It's nice to meetcha. You should take that apple fritter offer, they're pretty good, if Ah do say so myself.

[There's a note of pride in that last sentence, but it's gone before the smirk is back and she gives a sideways glance to Theo.]

And Ah appreciate reminding Theo of some manners, but it's alright, really. Ah'm quite use to dealing with some folks who are rough around the edges.

[emperorsangel.livejournal.com]

Rough is the word for it.

But I do believe I will take one if no one minds.

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[Theo just frowns, and holds the plate up at Sanguinius.]

[downtoearthpony.livejournal.com]

If you like them, let me know and Ah'll make a batch for you sometime if you want.

[emperorsangel.livejournal.com]

[He can pop it into his mouth. In one bite. But even with enhanced taste, he can still smile.]

They do have a good taste to them. I would mind if you did.