Theo Crawford (
sanctus_dei) wrote2011-03-12 10:45 pm
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37th Resurrection
[Theo Crawford doesn't like you. Yes, you. Well, about 95% of Mayfield's population anyway. But today, on his *day off* from his hideously boring bank job, he has been forced to interact with you all. For you see, Theo is a member of the Homeowner's Association and, just like Mayfield's careers, this isn't something you get to have by choice. Some papers arrived in the mail for him informing him of his new volunteer duty, and how he has to speak with people in town not "in compliance" with the Association's standards. Heaven forbid if everything in Mayfield isn't just perfect.
While Theo would rather be rolled over tacks and dipped in rubbing alcohol than to go out and *talk* to *people*, he's fairly certain that failure to perform his duties means a droning, which is somehow worse.
So, this weekend, Theo will be visiting people on his list. What a surprise that all the names on the list are of people who are new in town. Do you happen to be one of these people? Then expect to have a miserable-looking red-headed young man knocking on your door. Anyone else is free to stop him while he's out for a walk as well. He's hoping for this to be quick and painless, but when is Theo ever so lucky?]
While Theo would rather be rolled over tacks and dipped in rubbing alcohol than to go out and *talk* to *people*, he's fairly certain that failure to perform his duties means a droning, which is somehow worse.
So, this weekend, Theo will be visiting people on his list. What a surprise that all the names on the list are of people who are new in town. Do you happen to be one of these people? Then expect to have a miserable-looking red-headed young man knocking on your door. Anyone else is free to stop him while he's out for a walk as well. He's hoping for this to be quick and painless, but when is Theo ever so lucky?]
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Can I help you?
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[He doesn't dance around the subject. Let's get this over with.]
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I've been here for about a week, yes.
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Yeah?
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"Oh. It's you. Glad to see you're still alive. Good spellcasting the other night."
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Hnn. I suppose I could say the same to you.
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"I've got coffee, if you want it. Are your birds coming with tonight?"
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Oh! Hello! Hi!
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Um, hi.
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W-waht is it...
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Hello?
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Hnn. You new in town?
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How can I help you?
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Tiny frog thing. Well, this is Mayfield and not too unexpected, really.]
Uh, yeah. Are you or someone in this house new? I'm with the so-called Homeowner's Association.
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What?!
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Jesus Christ, lady! What the hell?
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Still, nervy as he is, he at least nods to Theo. He hasn't actually seen the guy in awhile, although he dropped some booze off at his house for Christmas - stolen, of course, but it's the thought that counts, right?]
Hey.
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Plus, Lyn was one of the few people in Mayfield that was halfway-decent to talk to, right? He even shares booze with him.]
Nn. Hey. Been awhile.
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He holds up his paperwork from the Homeowner's Association and shows her the list of names and address.]
Had to deal with this all day.
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