sanctus_dei: (annoyed)
Theo Crawford ([personal profile] sanctus_dei) wrote2011-03-12 10:45 pm

37th Resurrection

[Theo Crawford doesn't like you. Yes, you. Well, about 95% of Mayfield's population anyway. But today, on his *day off* from his hideously boring bank job, he has been forced to interact with you all. For you see, Theo is a member of the Homeowner's Association and, just like Mayfield's careers, this isn't something you get to have by choice. Some papers arrived in the mail for him informing him of his new volunteer duty, and how he has to speak with people in town not "in compliance" with the Association's standards. Heaven forbid if everything in Mayfield isn't just perfect.

While Theo would rather be rolled over tacks and dipped in rubbing alcohol than to go out and *talk* to *people*, he's fairly certain that failure to perform his duties means a droning, which is somehow worse.

So, this weekend, Theo will be visiting people on his list. What a surprise that all the names on the list are of people who are new in town. Do you happen to be one of these people? Then expect to have a miserable-looking red-headed young man knocking on your door. Anyone else is free to stop him while he's out for a walk as well. He's hoping for this to be quick and painless, but when is Theo ever so lucky?]


[identity profile] herrdoctortenma.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Tenma opens the door, still waking up.]

Can I help you?

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Other way around. You new here?

[He doesn't dance around the subject. Let's get this over with.]

[identity profile] herrdoctortenma.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, someone's certainly blunt. Tenma nods sleepily.]

I've been here for about a week, yes.

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[identity profile] watersported.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Must. Hide from lady who keeps calling him 'dear' and 'darling' and 'honey'. Let's just hide behind the door when he opens it! You can never be too careful!]

Yeah?

[identity profile] watersported.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Er... Yeah, I guess. I dunno how I got here, though.

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[identity profile] flameyedhunter.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Shana opens the door, and gives Theo a frown.]

"Oh. It's you. Glad to see you're still alive. Good spellcasting the other night."

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I am. I wouldn't let those things get their hands on me.

Hnn. I suppose I could say the same to you.

[identity profile] flameyedhunter.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[she nods, and says.]

"I've got coffee, if you want it. Are your birds coming with tonight?"

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[identity profile] true-mage.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Nino spots Theo while he's out walking. Oh! It's the man from the snowbank with the crows! Excited to see him again, she waves enthusiastically and shouts out to him.]

Oh! Hello! Hi!

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Theo looks confused. Random people don't usually greet him so cheerfully. Though there was something familiar about this kid.]

Um, hi.

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[identity profile] nomammano.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Miki was asleep after a long day of movie shooting.]

W-waht is it...

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[He looks at his paper and back at Miki.] You new in this town?

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[identity profile] existastherealm.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey Theo, have a gaunt, almost skeletal paranoid schizophrenic peering at you, opening the front door only just enough so he can get a look at you.]

Hello?

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Have the glare of another paranoid individual staring back at you. He holds up some papers, looks at them and then at Johnny.]

Hnn. You new in town?

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[identity profile] kerorodearimasu.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Keroro was in the middle of washing dishes when he hears the doorbell ring. Everyone's gone at the moment, so naturally he goes to get the door. So now there's a two foot tall frog-looking alien wearing an apron looking up at Theo.]

How can I help you?

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Blinkblink

Tiny frog thing. Well, this is Mayfield and not too unexpected, really.]


Uh, yeah. Are you or someone in this house new? I'm with the so-called Homeowner's Association.

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[identity profile] elevatoravatar.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Elizabeth peers at him walking up the sidewalk, far far too preoccupied with the magic that is the.... Ceiling fan. She's left the door open and is turning the stupid thing on and off and on and off]

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[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[He just barely gets out of the way.]

Jesus Christ, lady! What the hell?

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[identity profile] kleptophile.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Guess who's slinking around Mayfield, now that the angels are gone? And looking even twitchier than usual? A certain blond demon! Of course, Theo only knew about one of those facts until recently.

Still, nervy as he is, he at least nods to Theo. He hasn't actually seen the guy in awhile, although he dropped some booze off at his house for Christmas - stolen, of course, but it's the thought that counts, right?]


Hey.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Right, demon. Theo tries to keep in mind that Lyn is not a demon from his own world, and therefore, might be different from the society-leeching, psychic-powers-abusing types from his world. Human/demon relations were getting better in his time, but still, their powers unnerved him.

Plus, Lyn was one of the few people in Mayfield that was halfway-decent to talk to, right? He even shares booze with him.]


Nn. Hey. Been awhile.

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[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hnn. [He is. Marching all over town and dealing with people, uck. For Theo, it's a mental drain.

He holds up his paperwork from the Homeowner's Association and shows her the list of names and address.]


Had to deal with this all day.
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