37th Resurrection

[sanctus_dei]

[Theo Crawford doesn't like you. Yes, you. Well, about 95% of Mayfield's population anyway. But today, on his *day off* from his hideously boring bank job, he has been forced to interact with you all. For you see, Theo is a member of the Homeowner's Association and, just like Mayfield's careers, this isn't something you get to have by choice. Some papers arrived in the mail for him informing him of his new volunteer duty, and how he has to speak with people in town not "in compliance" with the Association's standards. Heaven forbid if everything in Mayfield isn't just perfect.

While Theo would rather be rolled over tacks and dipped in rubbing alcohol than to go out and *talk* to *people*, he's fairly certain that failure to perform his duties means a droning, which is somehow worse.

So, this weekend, Theo will be visiting people on his list. What a surprise that all the names on the list are of people who are new in town. Do you happen to be one of these people? Then expect to have a miserable-looking red-headed young man knocking on your door. Anyone else is free to stop him while he's out for a walk as well. He's hoping for this to be quick and painless, but when is Theo ever so lucky?]

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[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Hnn. [He is. Marching all over town and dealing with people, uck. For Theo, it's a mental drain.

He holds up his paperwork from the Homeowner's Association and shows her the list of names and address.]

Had to deal with this all day.

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Yeah, gotta love Mayfield's idea of a goddamn joke.

I guess so. [He didn't really ask for a lot of names, or commit the ones on the list to memory.] Someone you know, I take it.

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Mayfield seems to think it's another way to keep this town "perfect". [He looks disgusted at the whole idea.]

Hnn. A doctor, you said?

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

I'll keep it in mind. Did the town make him a doctor or give him some bullshit job?

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

At least they got something right this time.