37th Resurrection

[sanctus_dei]

[Theo Crawford doesn't like you. Yes, you. Well, about 95% of Mayfield's population anyway. But today, on his *day off* from his hideously boring bank job, he has been forced to interact with you all. For you see, Theo is a member of the Homeowner's Association and, just like Mayfield's careers, this isn't something you get to have by choice. Some papers arrived in the mail for him informing him of his new volunteer duty, and how he has to speak with people in town not "in compliance" with the Association's standards. Heaven forbid if everything in Mayfield isn't just perfect.

While Theo would rather be rolled over tacks and dipped in rubbing alcohol than to go out and *talk* to *people*, he's fairly certain that failure to perform his duties means a droning, which is somehow worse.

So, this weekend, Theo will be visiting people on his list. What a surprise that all the names on the list are of people who are new in town. Do you happen to be one of these people? Then expect to have a miserable-looking red-headed young man knocking on your door. Anyone else is free to stop him while he's out for a walk as well. He's hoping for this to be quick and painless, but when is Theo ever so lucky?]

Comments

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Uh, it's some sort of bogus committee this town has that forces me to go out and act like I give a damn. Anyone give you the breakdown of this place? What goes on here?

[kerorodearimasu.livejournal.com]

Lion-dono and a bunch of other people have filled me on what's going on. Though I gotta admit it's nice being able to walk around without the locals freaking out whenever they look at me, de arimasu.

...Except they won't let me inside any building since I'm considered a pet.

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Even though you talk, the drones will treat you like a dog or something. They're brainwashed into it. I guess you'll just have to get someone else to get stuff for ya. Just another reason why this place sucks.

[kerorodearimasu.livejournal.com]

Dude, this place sucks for another reason: There. are. no. Gundam. Models. Here.

[Poor frog alien misses building those things so much.]

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

What models? [I am from 1948 and what is this]