37th Resurrection

[sanctus_dei]

[Theo Crawford doesn't like you. Yes, you. Well, about 95% of Mayfield's population anyway. But today, on his *day off* from his hideously boring bank job, he has been forced to interact with you all. For you see, Theo is a member of the Homeowner's Association and, just like Mayfield's careers, this isn't something you get to have by choice. Some papers arrived in the mail for him informing him of his new volunteer duty, and how he has to speak with people in town not "in compliance" with the Association's standards. Heaven forbid if everything in Mayfield isn't just perfect.

While Theo would rather be rolled over tacks and dipped in rubbing alcohol than to go out and *talk* to *people*, he's fairly certain that failure to perform his duties means a droning, which is somehow worse.

So, this weekend, Theo will be visiting people on his list. What a surprise that all the names on the list are of people who are new in town. Do you happen to be one of these people? Then expect to have a miserable-looking red-headed young man knocking on your door. Anyone else is free to stop him while he's out for a walk as well. He's hoping for this to be quick and painless, but when is Theo ever so lucky?]

Comments

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Pretty much. Though if there's the possibilty I can avoid getting droned, I'll fucking take it.

What? Okay, first of all, I hardly doubt we're from the same world, let alone the same city. Secondly, what part of "I would never ever be in a goddamn Homeowner's Association by choice" do you not get?

[existastherealm.livejournal.com]

Well I don't know. That sounds a lot like what someone trying to cover their tracks would say, doesn't it? And it's not like there's just one Homeowner's Association, you bastards are on every fucking block.

Honestly, who the fuck even gives a shit? I pay for the house (or, well, at least live in it, heh) so I should have the right to do whatever I damn well please with it without being bothered.

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Back home I had a apartment in a part of town people were lucky they could afford to eat in, let alone own homes. The Homeowner's Association can fucking jump off a cliff for all I care.

This is all beyond the point. I'm just marking you off the list and saying you're fine or whatever.

[existastherealm.livejournal.com]

An apartment? Huh. I guess that's okay. I dunno why I stuck to houses, I don't particularly like the amount of room I have in them. Then again, I don't like being as close to people as I would be in apartments.

Well, that's all subjective, isn't it?

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

The people in my apartment didn't bother me and I didn't bother them. Worked just fine for me.

What, you want me to put something else down? "Guy at 508 Ricardo thinks is is bullshit too"?

[existastherealm.livejournal.com]

All things considered, yeah. I guess that sums it up pretty well.

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[He actually scribbles that down.] Works for me.

[And with that, he'll take his leave.]