34th Resurrection

[sanctus_dei]

[What does Theo do when he's bored? He gets drunk! And he certainly gets drunk a lot. Today's no exception. You'll find him:

A) At the pub, at a table. Somehow, his two crow familiars have snuck their way in with him. One is sitting on his shoulder, chatting at him quietly. Theo talks aloud with it. The other is flapping from table to table, sitting on chairs and curiously looking at other patrons, eavesdropping on conversations. Occasionally he returns to his master and fills him in on any juicy tidbits he overheard. Feel free to annoy/talk to/attempt to shoo Theo and his feathery friends.

B)Outside, there's someone who's fallen over in a snowbank! Maybe it's outside your house or you're passing by, but there's Theo, stuck there like an upturned turtle. There's a dropped flask a few feet away, and the crows are sitting with him unsure of what to do. The braver one gently pecks at his knee. The other one is doing the crow version of laughter.]

Quiet! Shut up! 'Course I can get up. Just gimme a minute.

[It's not going to happen. So what will you do? You should probably point and laugh and leave him there, but you can try and help him if you want.]

Comments

B

[ergaleomancer.livejournal.com]

[Theta can't do much to help Theo up, given her disability. But she does nudge his foot with hers, wondering if he's all right down there.]

Theo...would it help you if I lent you my cane to get up?

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Hnn. Theta? No. I'm good. Fuck, I hate all this snow.

[The braver crow hops near her and chatter something. Theo yells at it.] I do not!

[ergaleomancer.livejournal.com]

As do I, Theo, as do I.

[She looks at the crow curiously, and holds out her free arm for it to land on if it would like to come closer.]

I'm sorry, sir Crow, I don't understand you. But if you're saying he's stubborn I'd be inclined to agree with you.

B

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

[points and laughs
wait no that's not dignified
From about three feet away, Susan clears her throat briskly and resists the urge to kick him in the rear or anything quite as unscrupulous.]

I believe it's already been two, actually.

[minutes]

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[He pokes his head up a bit, and narrows his eyes at you once he realizes who it is.] Who asked you.

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

I believe you meant to ask, "Seeing as how you've graciously gone out of your way to see who it is that's pissed out of his mind, could you please help me up?"

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

[Shana walks along, and pulls Theo out of the snowbank roughly, though she herself is bruised and cut up pretty badly] "Mou. Are all the adults around here drunks or stupid? Stand up straight!"

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[HOW DID HE SUDDENLY GET ON HIS FEET? Lucky for you, Theo weighs about 130 pounds soaking wet. He looks around, swaying on his feet, blinking in confusion.]

What? Who're you.

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

"A passerby. Drones don't get this drunk, but if my name is what you want it's Hirai Yukari."

[she looks at the crows suspiciously.]

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

*... No, Len will kick snow on you instead of helping you up. Deal with it.*

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[Attempts to throw snow back at you, fails. One of the crows squawks at you.]

b] Snow bank action

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[Hmm, it's easy to see Theo against the snow, what with the fire red hair and all]

T-theo! What the fuck are you doing lying in the snow like that! Sheesh!

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

I just... there was some ice, okay?!

B

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[loling at your shortcomings, theo]

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Shut the hell up! [Have some snow thrown your way.]

A

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

[Just enjoying a drink after work! Or... trying to. Jeez that bird is annoying.]

Hey, hey, shoo! Who let crows in here, anyway?

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[The bird flies up and across the room, over to Theo at his lone table. Are you surprised? It chitters to its master.] Yeah, I know.

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[The crows hop back a few feet - one further that the other - and watch curiously.]

Hnn. Nina? No, you don't have to-- [He's attempting to stand up on his own, no getting too far though.]

-B-

[honorarylesbian.livejournal.com]

Er... Theo?

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[There's a pause. Theo doesn't move for a moment. The crows recognize you, and the one hops closer to you.]

Yes, Akane?

[B]

[true-mage.livejournal.com]

W-whoa! There's a man here! [She runs over to the snowbank and crouches next to him.] Hey, are you all right?

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[He blinks. Who the hell are you?]

Hnn. Yeah. I guess. Goddamn snow.

[Enjoy the smell of booze & cigarettes being this close to him.]

B

[exactingrevenge.livejournal.com]

[Your Not!Son has been out of the house frequently getting an idea of the geography of Mayfield. Today is no different. Even though he has no current qualms with Theo he can't help but turn up his nose at this latest issue. He pauses a few feet away and snidely remarks..]

Public intoxication.. how unsightly.

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[Everyone deals with Mayfield differently - not to say Theo deals with it very well.]

Nng. Ciel?

[The braver of the two crows jumps over to investigate. Oh look, it's the new housemate! It chatters something at you.]