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Theo Crawford ([personal profile] sanctus_dei) wrote2011-01-31 08:17 pm

34th Resurrection

[What does Theo do when he's bored? He gets drunk! And he certainly gets drunk a lot. Today's no exception. You'll find him:

A) At the pub, at a table. Somehow, his two crow familiars have snuck their way in with him. One is sitting on his shoulder, chatting at him quietly. Theo talks aloud with it. The other is flapping from table to table, sitting on chairs and curiously looking at other patrons, eavesdropping on conversations. Occasionally he returns to his master and fills him in on any juicy tidbits he overheard. Feel free to annoy/talk to/attempt to shoo Theo and his feathery friends.

B)Outside, there's someone who's fallen over in a snowbank! Maybe it's outside your house or you're passing by, but there's Theo, stuck there like an upturned turtle. There's a dropped flask a few feet away, and the crows are sitting with him unsure of what to do. The braver one gently pecks at his knee. The other one is doing the crow version of laughter.]


Quiet! Shut up! 'Course I can get up. Just gimme a minute.

[It's not going to happen. So what will you do? You should probably point and laugh and leave him there, but you can try and help him if you want.]

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-02-03 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Ken has to laugh a bit] That's fitting, same month as Halloween. I shoulda' figured.

Stock Market Crash? [He's a little shaky on his American History. Care to enlighten?]

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-02-03 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hnn. The Great Depression? Surely you've heard of that.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-02-03 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah. I've heard of that. Er, sorta. I didn't pay much attention in history class.

[He looks a little sheepish at this]

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-02-03 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess it's a long time ago for you. But I'll tell you it's no fucking picnic.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-02-03 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I can believe it from the name alone.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-02-03 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
things were pulling around, but my ass was still flat broke. Living in a house like in Mayfield was nothing like I ever had before. Friggin' spoiling me.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-02-03 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ken sighs and gives him a friendly pat on the shoulder.] I guess. Even with all the weird bullshit this town throws at you?

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-02-03 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess. Not that I enjoy that. But being alive with a roof over my head is something.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-02-03 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Being alive does count for a lot. [He nods soberly.] Hey Theo, if you could go anywhere, like to anyone's world here, where would you go?

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-02-03 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
...I actually had an offer to go back with someone, but the town sent her back ages ago. I dunno. Anywhere bu my actual home will do.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-02-03 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, if all else fails, you could definitely come to Tokyo with me. You're smart enough you'd pick things up in now time.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Like I said, anything is better than my home. Even if I was alive, I don't want to go back there.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Fair enough. Just no turning into an evil over lord or somethin'. I have enough problems with those. [He is of course, teasing you Theo.]

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah. Don't expect me to stay in retirement though.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I can't keep your ass out of trouble all the time. Oh yeah, if you hear of a group named 'Shwartz' there, stay the fuck away. They'd tear you apart.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
You act like I can't take care of myself.

[He says, totally drunk and wobbling down the street.]

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
I mean it Theo. They're really warped people that make you seem like a fuckin' puppy. [Ok, taking your elbow there drunky]

I know you can take care of yourself, I just don't want you to have to.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'll worry about it if I end up there then. No sense doing that now.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Haha I guess so! [He grins, though it's a little hollow. Two of Schwartz is here but he knows that if Theo finds that out he'll somehow get involved.]

I worry too much about you don't I.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Just cuz I fucked up stuff where I'm from doesn't mean I'll fuck 'em up elsewhere.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
I know I know. You're a smart guy Theo. Unlike me you can learn from your mistakes.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[He smirks] Ain't that the truth.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! Shut up! I'm tryin' to be all cool and serious here! [Now he's laughing for real.]

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well. You suck at it obviously. [Still smirking.]

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Ken, ever the mature person just sticks his tongue out at Theo]

NYA!