sanctus_dei: (annoyed)
Theo Crawford ([personal profile] sanctus_dei) wrote2011-01-31 08:17 pm

34th Resurrection

[What does Theo do when he's bored? He gets drunk! And he certainly gets drunk a lot. Today's no exception. You'll find him:

A) At the pub, at a table. Somehow, his two crow familiars have snuck their way in with him. One is sitting on his shoulder, chatting at him quietly. Theo talks aloud with it. The other is flapping from table to table, sitting on chairs and curiously looking at other patrons, eavesdropping on conversations. Occasionally he returns to his master and fills him in on any juicy tidbits he overheard. Feel free to annoy/talk to/attempt to shoo Theo and his feathery friends.

B)Outside, there's someone who's fallen over in a snowbank! Maybe it's outside your house or you're passing by, but there's Theo, stuck there like an upturned turtle. There's a dropped flask a few feet away, and the crows are sitting with him unsure of what to do. The braver one gently pecks at his knee. The other one is doing the crow version of laughter.]


Quiet! Shut up! 'Course I can get up. Just gimme a minute.

[It's not going to happen. So what will you do? You should probably point and laugh and leave him there, but you can try and help him if you want.]

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Alright then. [He looks around again, trying to figure out what street he's on. He still gets lost sometime.

One of the crows flies onto Theo's shoulder, cuddling up against his neck. The other flies over near Shana to get a better look.]


[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
No. Shut up. I'm not lost, I've lived here long enough, goddamnit.

[identity profile] flameyedhunter.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Shana gives him a wry look, and says in her drollest possible voice]

"Of course you're not. So, do you always have crows following you around, or is it the stink of liquor that keeps them close?"

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Dryly:] Ha ha. They're my familiars, jackass.

[The one his shoulder stares at her. The other one squawks. They look just like ordinary birds.]

[identity profile] flameyedhunter.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Sou. You're a user of the unrestricted method then? Or a warlock... I didn't realize many humans could do that. Or are you a crimson lord?"

[her eyes harden slightly, as if in challenge.]

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
A crimson what? Never heard of it. Warlock is close enough. I prefer spellcaster though, "warlock" makes me sound like... like something out of a pulp novel.

[identity profile] flameyedhunter.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[The fourth wall is very thin here]

"I see. So, what sort of unrestricted methods do you use, then? And how do you gather power of existence to cast said spells, if you're not a crimson lord or a flame haze?"

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I think we're coming from two different places, here. I have no idea what the hell a crimson lord or flame haze is.