34th Resurrection

[sanctus_dei]

[What does Theo do when he's bored? He gets drunk! And he certainly gets drunk a lot. Today's no exception. You'll find him:

A) At the pub, at a table. Somehow, his two crow familiars have snuck their way in with him. One is sitting on his shoulder, chatting at him quietly. Theo talks aloud with it. The other is flapping from table to table, sitting on chairs and curiously looking at other patrons, eavesdropping on conversations. Occasionally he returns to his master and fills him in on any juicy tidbits he overheard. Feel free to annoy/talk to/attempt to shoo Theo and his feathery friends.

B)Outside, there's someone who's fallen over in a snowbank! Maybe it's outside your house or you're passing by, but there's Theo, stuck there like an upturned turtle. There's a dropped flask a few feet away, and the crows are sitting with him unsure of what to do. The braver one gently pecks at his knee. The other one is doing the crow version of laughter.]

Quiet! Shut up! 'Course I can get up. Just gimme a minute.

[It's not going to happen. So what will you do? You should probably point and laugh and leave him there, but you can try and help him if you want.]

Comments

B

[ergaleomancer.livejournal.com]

[Theta can't do much to help Theo up, given her disability. But she does nudge his foot with hers, wondering if he's all right down there.]

Theo...would it help you if I lent you my cane to get up?

B

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

[points and laughs
wait no that's not dignified
From about three feet away, Susan clears her throat briskly and resists the urge to kick him in the rear or anything quite as unscrupulous.]

I believe it's already been two, actually.

[minutes]

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

[Shana walks along, and pulls Theo out of the snowbank roughly, though she herself is bruised and cut up pretty badly] "Mou. Are all the adults around here drunks or stupid? Stand up straight!"

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Hnn. Theta? No. I'm good. Fuck, I hate all this snow.

[The braver crow hops near her and chatter something. Theo yells at it.] I do not!

[tsunslut.livejournal.com]

*... No, Len will kick snow on you instead of helping you up. Deal with it.*

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[He pokes his head up a bit, and narrows his eyes at you once he realizes who it is.] Who asked you.

b] Snow bank action

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[Hmm, it's easy to see Theo against the snow, what with the fire red hair and all]

T-theo! What the fuck are you doing lying in the snow like that! Sheesh!

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[HOW DID HE SUDDENLY GET ON HIS FEET? Lucky for you, Theo weighs about 130 pounds soaking wet. He looks around, swaying on his feet, blinking in confusion.]

What? Who're you.

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[Attempts to throw snow back at you, fails. One of the crows squawks at you.]

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

I just... there was some ice, okay?!

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

"A passerby. Drones don't get this drunk, but if my name is what you want it's Hirai Yukari."

[she looks at the crows suspiciously.]

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[Have a sigh and accept being hauled up to your feet]

You're going to get a cold if you just lay there! Sheesh, I don't wanna see you sick. [Fuss fuss fuss]

B

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[loling at your shortcomings, theo]

A

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

[Just enjoying a drink after work! Or... trying to. Jeez that bird is annoying.]

Hey, hey, shoo! Who let crows in here, anyway?

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

I believe you meant to ask, "Seeing as how you've graciously gone out of your way to see who it is that's pissed out of his mind, could you please help me up?"

[ergaleomancer.livejournal.com]

As do I, Theo, as do I.

[She looks at the crow curiously, and holds out her free arm for it to land on if it would like to come closer.]

I'm sorry, sir Crow, I don't understand you. But if you're saying he's stubborn I'd be inclined to agree with you.

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[Slowly wiggling his way to a sitting position] 'S it ever gonna get fucking warm? Christ.

[The crow will indeed join Theta on her arm. The other one sticks with its master.]

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Oh. Alright then. [He looks around again, trying to figure out what street he's on. He still gets lost sometime.

One of the crows flies onto Theo's shoulder, cuddling up against his neck. The other flies over near Shana to get a better look.]

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Whatever. It's Mayfield. What am I gonna do, die? [He smirks.

He manages to get to his feet, but wobbly.]

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Shut the hell up! [Have some snow thrown your way.]

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[The bird flies up and across the room, over to Theo at his lone table. Are you surprised? It chitters to its master.] Yeah, I know.

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

No. No I got it. It's just some damn snow.

[He struggles a but more, and gets to an almost-sitting position.]

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

[Miakis watches the bird fly away, raising her eyebrows when it goes to visit Theo. Well, that's kinda weird.]

Somehow I don't think birds make very good drinking buddies~

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

Halfway there. Would you like me to cheer?

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[He takes a long drag on a cigarette and pats the bird gently before answering.]

Better than most others in town.