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Theo Crawford ([personal profile] sanctus_dei) wrote2010-09-20 08:20 pm

24th Resurrection - Tic Tic Boom

[Are you paying attention today, Mayfield? I hope so, or you might accidentally get blown up.

Theo's out on the town, holding an old and faded leather-bound book in one hand, and gesturing with the other. He has a flat expression while he mumbles some words in Greek, casting some spells. He's out today practicing some offensive magic spells, since Marisa was asking him with help on them the other day, he figures he should practice. He wasn't very strong with attack spells, but what else did he have to do in this boring town besides practice on things around town?

Mayfield, you're being treated to small explosions all over town. There's a rush of air and a spark, and things are goin' kaboom! Your car, your shrubs, lampposts, mail boxes, dog houses, whatever. But, his aim and his casting of such spells is a bit off... which might have to do with the fact that, as usual lately, he's a bit drunk.

What else has he got to do in all his boredom when half the people in town he used to talk to now avoid him like the plague, and one of the last people who did now seems droned permanently? It was weird enough having Shina's drone call him "Mr. Crawford", let alone seeing her acting so vapid and NOT drinking tea...

Want to stop him? Join in on the fun? He may not even acknowledge you, and really doesn't give a rat's ass if he gets droned.]

[identity profile] knowthestakes.livejournal.com 2010-09-22 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Magic? Oh, Margarita is on that like a rat on a cheeto.

But cautiously, cautiously....her last impression of this place was that witches were not welcome here, and hell if she'll reveal herself so soon to a guy who just made a mailbox explode, because maybe he hates witches too. So instead it's time to play the "innocent schoolgirl" act- something she's very, very good at, because isn't that what she wishes she could honestly be?]


Hey, mister?

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2010-09-22 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Mr. Witch here is quite drunk and tired thanks to all that spellcasting. He looks around to see who's talking to him and spots you, blinking.]

What.

[identity profile] knowthestakes.livejournal.com 2010-09-22 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[okay, what do....he doesn't sound very friendly, better watch the exuberance]

You're the one who caused those explosions, right? Do you mind if I ask how you did it? I-I don't mean to be rude, I've just...never seen anything like that before.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2010-09-22 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
[He grins. It's not a very nice grin. And as much as Theo hates talking to people, he loves gloating even more.

He waggles the spell book up near his face.]



Magic. They don't have it where you're from?

[identity profile] knowthestakes.livejournal.com 2010-09-22 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Unpleasant grin noted. She thinks up a lie and latches onto it, spins it.]

Oh, that was magic? They do, but....well, it's not like yours at all. Waaaay less impressive!

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2010-09-22 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
That's too bad. What sort of boring things are they doing? You have to have fun every once in awhile.

Hnn. And I just started studying attack spells a few days ago, too.

[identity profile] knowthestakes.livejournal.com 2010-09-22 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Just summoning wimpy things like elves and fairies. And the elves can't even fight, they just like to clean. Totally lame.

[Well, that's at least half-true; elves DO make helpful housekeepers.]

Studying? From that book, right?

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2010-09-22 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Hnn. I've known people who do things like that. Was never interested in summoning.

Yep, you got it. Got me a one-of-a-kind collection.

[identity profile] knowthestakes.livejournal.com 2010-09-23 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought it was pretty boring and complicated, but maybe that's just because I don't have any magical talent- like my teachers said.

[Because the last thing she wants to establish herself as is a threat.]

Where'd you get it from? Not from here, I'm guessing.


[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2010-09-23 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Too bad. If you ask me, it's the best feeling there is.

[It's obvious he never thought that way.]

The town returned them to me a few months ago. But I've got them locked up tight, so don't get any funny ideas.

[identity profile] knowthestakes.livejournal.com 2010-09-23 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't steal it! I already said that it's not like I could even use it.

[Looks a bit genuinely hurt- the thought hadn't even crossed her mind....although maybe it should have. So the town gives stuff back? Hm....Margarita seems to cheer up a good deal.]

Oh, I didn't introduce myself. Sorry, I'm Margarita Surprise. It's nice to meet you.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2010-09-23 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's a bit on the paranoid side.]

Doesn't matter. No one's getting through my defenses anyway.

Hnn. Theo Crawford.

[Time to blow something else up. How about that fence across the street? Casting another spell, it explodes into a shower of splinters.]

[identity profile] knowthestakes.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[She doesn't argue the point- no need to antagonize a guy who can make shit go boom. Speaking of, she jumps and stifles a squeal at the fence meeting its maker.]

Whoa!

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2010-09-24 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's startnig to look bored, but he's still pleased with himself though.]

You still can't have any fun in this town. All this damage will be gone tomorrow anyway.

[identity profile] knowthestakes.livejournal.com 2010-09-25 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[tries to look crazy impressed, files the information away for later]

It does? Huh, I didn't know that....

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2010-09-26 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Just one of the many reasons this place is so goddamn boring.

[identity profile] knowthestakes.livejournal.com 2010-09-26 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[shrugs]

Sounds useful to me. If we're going to be stuck here, at least we won't be living in ruins all the time.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2010-09-27 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Mm. I guess. But it sort of sucks the fun out of it too. It's weird though. People have less fear of death and destruction here. Mayfield made those threats disappear.

[identity profile] knowthestakes.livejournal.com 2010-09-27 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I know I wouldn't be scared of dying if I knew I could come back.

[another lie, this one not so smooth; she crosses her arms and turns away]

I guess it's true, then, what I heard- murder must happen a lot here.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2010-09-28 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
I've died a few times here. It's not exactly something I suggest for a hobby though. And yeah, it does. Sometimes it's the town's fault, though.

[At this point the tired magician plops himself down on the nearest curb. All that dynamic casting's worn him out.]

[identity profile] knowthestakes.livejournal.com 2010-09-28 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[She takes a moment to absorb that, then looks at him.]

....you look beat. I didn't think I was talking that much.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2010-09-28 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Nnn. Not you, casting. New spells, they take a lot out of you.

[identity profile] knowthestakes.livejournal.com 2010-09-29 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you been casting all day, too?

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2010-09-29 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Been studying this shit since last night. Not bad for a days work though, huh.