48th Resurrection [Backdated event post - Locked to Panty]

[sanctus_dei]

[Theo doesn't know the blonde woman lying unconscious next to him. No matter. He didn't particularly care. He's been through this particular little song and dance before, and knew that they were trapped in this room for the next several hours.

He wasn't going to bother to wake her. Instead, he simply got up, took the tie and jacket from his tux off, and began to raid the minibar for all the booze its got. That was the only thing that was going to get him through the night. Maybe he could sleep through it.

But when has Theo ever been so lucky?]

Comments

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[likes2havesex.livejournal.com]

So your dick is broken.

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

It's not. If you think you're going to antagonize me into proving otherwise, you're fucking wrong. [Downing that wine now, yay]

[likes2havesex.livejournal.com]

It's too bad because we could have killed the time really easily if it wasn't.
I guess now I have to come up with something else to do.

[she stands up, stark naked, walks to the mini bar and takes out...well...everything. Watch out, she just took all your booze.]

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

We're only going to be in here for a few hours, it isn't--

[Well looking away now because he's a 1940s guy and has SOME manners okok

Oh wait you're taking the booze]

Hey! You can't take all of it.

[likes2havesex.livejournal.com]

Why the hell not?

[opens mini mojito, drinks it all]

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Because I want some too. [He finishes off the wine before she can get it. He's drank a whole bottle of red wine already. In like ten minutes.]

[likes2havesex.livejournal.com]

Like I'm going to share with an asshole who broke his cock.
Sorry.

[opens a new bottle of wine, starts chugging]

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

It's not-- Shut up and give me that. [Attempting to snatch the bottle from her!]

[likes2havesex.livejournal.com]

[dodges, she's not drunk yet!]

Fuck you, like hell I'll share!

[chuuuuuug]

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Goddamnit!

[Panty let us handle this like mature, rational adults

and by that, I mean Theo is going to grab whatever other bottle he can and do exactly the same]

[likes2havesex.livejournal.com]

[AWWWWW shit, did he just do that? Well then she's going to finish off that bottle of wine and grab two bottles of something and start drinking them both...at the same time.]

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[Holy crap. Well. He uncaps another bottle, tags a swig, then says:]

Great. This way, we can kill ourselves and not have to fucking worry about the rest of the night.

[Oh God. So drunk now.]

[likes2havesex.livejournal.com]

Bitch, remember what I [hic] told you earlier?
I'm a fucking angel.

[forget the fact that technically here she's NOT and she's totally mortal. That won't stop her from drinking like she did when she couldn't die from alcohol poisoning.]

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Yeah, all angels drink like a fish and curse like a sailor, then?

[likes2havesex.livejournal.com]

No.

Only the best ones do.

[driiiiiiink]

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Sounds like the total opposite of an angel if you ask me.

Not that I had ever believed in them in the first place.

[likes2havesex.livejournal.com]

We're not all the same asshole.
[drink]

You gunna believe it now cause I'm stand'n right here.

[her speech is getting worse, if you hadn't noticed. Maybe 5 bottles of liquor was too much?]

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[Oh yeah, he's definitely slurred too.]

Can you prove it?

[likes2havesex.livejournal.com]

Fuck...

[how do you prove it when you haven't gotten your heavenly underpants back yet?]

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[Like he'd believe heavenly underpants anyway.

He smirks.]

Figures.

[likes2havesex.livejournal.com]

Fuck YOU!

[trip, fall, ouch]