sanctus_dei: (headache)
Theo Crawford ([personal profile] sanctus_dei) wrote2011-09-05 10:11 pm

48th Resurrection [Backdated event post - Locked to Panty]

[Theo doesn't know the blonde woman lying unconscious next to him. No matter. He didn't particularly care. He's been through this particular little song and dance before, and knew that they were trapped in this room for the next several hours.

He wasn't going to bother to wake her. Instead, he simply got up, took the tie and jacket from his tux off, and began to raid the minibar for all the booze its got. That was the only thing that was going to get him through the night. Maybe he could sleep through it.

But when has Theo ever been so lucky?]


[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not-- Shut up and give me that. [Attempting to snatch the bottle from her!]

[identity profile] likes2havesex.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[dodges, she's not drunk yet!]

Fuck you, like hell I'll share!

[chuuuuuug]

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Goddamnit!

[Panty let us handle this like mature, rational adults

and by that, I mean Theo is going to grab whatever other bottle he can and do exactly the same]

[identity profile] likes2havesex.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[AWWWWW shit, did he just do that? Well then she's going to finish off that bottle of wine and grab two bottles of something and start drinking them both...at the same time.]

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Holy crap. Well. He uncaps another bottle, tags a swig, then says:]

Great. This way, we can kill ourselves and not have to fucking worry about the rest of the night.

[Oh God. So drunk now.]

[identity profile] likes2havesex.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Bitch, remember what I [hic] told you earlier?
I'm a fucking angel.

[forget the fact that technically here she's NOT and she's totally mortal. That won't stop her from drinking like she did when she couldn't die from alcohol poisoning.]

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, all angels drink like a fish and curse like a sailor, then?

[identity profile] likes2havesex.livejournal.com 2011-09-21 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

Only the best ones do.

[driiiiiiink]

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like the total opposite of an angel if you ask me.

Not that I had ever believed in them in the first place.

[identity profile] likes2havesex.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
We're not all the same asshole.
[drink]

You gunna believe it now cause I'm stand'n right here.

[her speech is getting worse, if you hadn't noticed. Maybe 5 bottles of liquor was too much?]

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh yeah, he's definitely slurred too.]

Can you prove it?

[identity profile] likes2havesex.livejournal.com 2011-09-27 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck...

[how do you prove it when you haven't gotten your heavenly underpants back yet?]

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-09-27 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Like he'd believe heavenly underpants anyway.

He smirks.]


Figures.

[identity profile] likes2havesex.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck YOU!

[trip, fall, ouch]