23rd Resurrection - Never Do Anything

[sanctus_dei]

[Being locked up in his house for a few days after his last regain adventure, most of his not!family are avoiding him, and the usual boring Mayfield monotony have finally overcome young Mister Crawford, as it has many times, and as it will continue to do so. Time for a call, since you should all suffer with him.]

Hnng! I can't stand this place any longer! What the hell do the rest of you troglodytes do for entertainment in this town?! I've been here for like five months already, and every day is more boring than the last. I won't believe that the rest of you all just play along with their little game, either; you don't care about your lawn, or your fake families, or your fake jobs, or golf for Christ's sake. What the hell do you DO with yourselves to keep yourself from... from being so goddamn bored all the time?!

Comments

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Feels like a goddamn eternity. Might as well be, I guess.

Honestly, as far as the fake families go, mine stays out of my hair for the most part. One barely talks and the other is always off with her boyfriend or whatever. Better than the last "wife" I had who was just completely out of her mind.

[austere-dust.livejournal.com]

I wouldn' notice.

I 'aven't met most o' mine yet. Jus' a girl wit' a funny name--The others I haven' seen yet. Bu' fake o' not, it's kinda nice.

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Surprisingly, mine hasn't changed in awhile. Well we got another recently, but I... avoid her at all possible. But whatever.

You mustn't have been here long then, I'm guessing.

[austere-dust.livejournal.com]

Jus' five days.

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Hnn. So are the rest of your family drones, or actual people at the moment?

[austere-dust.livejournal.com]

They look normal if that's what yer askin'. Nothin' fake like some o' the people here.

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

You'll unfortunately have to put up with the drones eventually. I'm sure the town has given you a job, right?

[austere-dust.livejournal.com]

How'd ya guess?

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Adult males pretty much all have jobs. Not all, just most. Most people's jobs are pretty mismatched, too.