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Theo Crawford ([personal profile] sanctus_dei) wrote2011-09-18 09:47 pm

49th Ressurection

[Oh, a zombie plague? Thanks, Mayfield! Theo here is a very, very talented nercomancer, and has been dying (no pun intended) for a chance like this. Mayfield isn't a very conducive place to exercise his gifts, and now it's provide for him tons of undead he can have complete control over.

On Sunday and Monday, Theo will be just messing around with the zombies. Making them do stupid stuff, seeing how far he can exercise his control over them, how much energy it takes, what he can do. Never let it be said that Theo was anything but a careful, thorough spellcaster. He takes it very seriously, and it pays.

He'll even be setting up a game with them. You will find him sitting at the high school baseball field, having the zombies playing a rousing game while he sits in the stands, controlling the spells, laughing and having a grand old time. His crows are with him, cawing cheers with him.]


C'mon! Just cuz you're dead doesn't mean you can't pitch better than that. What, afraid your arm might fall off? Put some elbow grease into it!

[Did I mention he's been drinking too? Though that might be obvious at this point.]

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[By Tuesday and Wednesday though, Theo will be... degenerating. Slipping away. Simply put, the boy is crazy. Power and magic tends to quickly go to his head, and he goes overboard. That's how he got himself killed back home in the first place.

He'll be getting more sadistic with his toying, doing violent things with the infected people. Turning them on each other or people in the streets, running them off of buildings or into cars, using them as weapons against anyone who tries to stop him. He's crazy and dangerous. Coming after him at this point means you run the risk of being injured or killed. He's in his element here and is going to have as much fun as he can while it lasts!]

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[As far as his not!family, as long as they stay inside, they're in the safest house in town. Theo warded the hell out of that house over a year ago against an attack just like this, and nothing undead that Theo doesn't want there won't be making it past the yard without being incinerated by the spell. Theo will return on occasion, though. He needs spell components, and the main one for control of the undead is human ashes. The smoke and the smell from the yard of 337 Brady Lane is a disturbing sign that something is up, if anyone cares to investigate.]

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-09-23 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Goddamnit. Why won't people let me do what I want to do?!

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-09-23 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Are you seriously whining about the fact that I'm asking you to help to fix this? Because that is what I'm hearing.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-09-23 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not whining! Christ. [Yeah, he's whining.

To make a point, he calls some zombies over, who listen without hesitation.]


I sit in my goddamn house all day doing nothing, or at that lousy job, shit like that. This once I get to do what I want to do.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-09-23 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Ken doesn't think much of this action. Not in a contemptuous way, but he trusts Theo enough to believe that he wont sic the zombies on him.]

You sit in that house all day because you refuse to go outside and have fun or interact with people! I bet that time Applejack hauled you out to give out pastries was the first time you'd seen sun in weeks.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[It's not a threatening move, more something to make his point. At least for now, anyway.]

I do that because this town is full of idiots who don't understand what it is I do!

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
People fear the undead, it's just a thing! Look, I don't really care that you can raise'em, I mean, your crows were pretty cute even when they were rotting...

Not the point! People don't understand because they can't approach you to ask anything because you try to puff yourself up and look really scary! You're unapproachable!

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Too much circular logic! Brain does not want to compute!]

Ken, just... just stop it.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Did Ken just...sorta win at logic? This is one for the record books.]

Theo...[His voice softens a little bit] Alright. I'll do it myself.
Edited 2011-09-24 05:13 (UTC)

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Kind of! But once Theo is deep into casting these spells, it really starts to badly effect him.]

No! I will fucking deal with them. I swear to go if you keep lecturing me like I am some fucking child...

[He's starting to cast a spell, leaning over to start writing on the sidewalk with a piece of chalk.]

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Look, if it's that damn inconvenient, don't do it. And I wasn't lecturing you. You would have known if it was a lecture!

[Ken however is only mildly miffed about this, after all, Theo is doing what he wanted.]

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Shut up.

[He keeps working. As he does so, the zombie in the nearby area stop their search for food, their expressions going blank, making them look more like the zombie hordes in movies and fiction. He stops, debating whether or not to turn the spell and use them, or continue on destroying them. He stands, lighting up a cigarette as he watches them, thinking.]

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmf, sorry. [Ken believes that Theo just needed the quiet to work, though he will speak up again when Theo pauses]

Hey...question.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-09-27 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, quiet does help his concentration as well.

He continues watching the horde.]


What.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-09-27 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
So...if you can raise zombies the B horror movie way...can you also do it the blowfish method? [Ken does not know very much about the 'blowfish method', but watching this hoard kind of brought it to mind.]

[[ooc: by blowfish, he means that paralytic poison that can be extracted from some sort of fish, and then burial and possible oxygen brain damage zombie style... I totally explained that horribly.]]

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-09-28 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Blowfish method? [He looks confused.] The fuck are you talking about.

[The zombies move forward now, lining up, silently awaiting orders from their master.]

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-09-29 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
You know, where if you get given this stuff you get paralyzed, and if you're buried alive you get enslaved and what not. [He is...piecing this together from too many horror manga that were trying to be 'realistic']

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-09-29 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Not familiar with that method.

[He's debating what to do with them all. Run them like lemmings off Makeout Point? Drown them in the pond in the park? Or spend more energy to just blow them apart with force.

Fuck. He's tired. He sits down on the sidewalk, debating silently.]

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-09-29 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[Ken squats down beside him, and looked at Theo for a minute. The guy looked like death warmed over, more then usual.]

Hey...Theo...you ok there? [There is concern in his voice Theo.]

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[He does look really drained. And drunk. And annoyed.]

I'm out of fucking energy. I can't do anything else with them. Motherfucker.

[He very shakily lights up a cigarette.]

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Well, to be honest I can be happy with this. They aren't attacking people, that's enough for now. Let's get you inside, fed, and put to bed.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's trying anyway. Stopping over, he resumes drawing a spell circle in the pavement. But his hands are too shaky, and he knows it. The chalk breaks, and he curses and throws it down.] Fuck, that'll never work!

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't make him carry you inside Theo. He will do it and you will not be happy.]

Theo, stop, that's enough ok?

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[He sighs, finishes his cigarette and throws that down too.]

Fine, fine. I'm sick of being lectured by everyone lately, you know that?

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I ain't tryin' to lecture you Theo, I'm worried about you ok?

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
You don't... have to...

[And with that, he suddenly slumps backwards. He passed out cold. Luckily for Ken and Theo, the spell will stay in place for awhile, but you can't be too sure of how long. For now, the zombies stay put.]

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