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Theo Crawford ([personal profile] sanctus_dei) wrote2011-05-22 06:38 pm

42nd Resurrection

Once upon a time, someone suggested to Theo that he use his gravity magic to fly. Ridiculous! Doing things like flying about on broomsticks is a stereotype, something to mock real spellcasters with, like they were the witches and wizards of old. Theo is a modern spellcaster, thank you, and he wouldn't be caught dead doing such a thing.

Except that it sounds like a whole lot of fun, doesn't it? Especially after half a bottle of wine.

Tonight, well after midnight, Theo Crawford is out in his yard with some spellbooks and mason jars of components. This isn't unusual in itself. He's drawing circles, making incantations and casting spells and small inanimate objects first, and quite successfully. His two crows sit nearby, waiting for him to try it on himself. Humans don't fly, they don't have wings! So they can't wait to see this and get a good laugh.

Trying this on himself is a much different story. It takes more skill in control, some understanding of physics, more spell components and more energy - which he lacks pretty much all over. Theo is too impatient, and tries these spells too early. Are you ready for some failure, Mayfield?

You may find Theo:
- Zipping several yards in the air, before attempting to land. Sometimes he crash lands, sometimes he doesn't. Still, Theo is a frail guy. That looks like it hurt.
- Stuck in a tree. Shut up he can totally climb down, okay
- Crash landing through your roof, or upstairs windows. Now THAT has to hurt.
- Hovering in the air a few yards up, not going anywhere. He's sort of worked himself into a corner.

Or any other manner of craziness you can think of. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's fail!mage!

[identity profile] forgottenshiki.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Even considering that, pavement wouldn't have been any less painful. Depending on where you were aiming for, it could be lucky that you landed here instead.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I was trying to land on the ground. I just started today, I need time to get it right.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-05-27 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
...Yes, as a matter of fact.

2/2

[identity profile] forgottenshiki.livejournal.com 2011-05-27 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
...a good use of spare time, actually.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-05-27 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Raiiiised eyebrow at Shiki. He can't tell if that's sarcastic or not.]

Yeah well, I'm a spellcaster. Learning and creating new spells is usually what I'm doing.

[identity profile] forgottenshiki.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't fault you for that. It's not that strange when I think about it.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-05-28 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
So they have magic where you're from, I take it?

[Well, if they're going to talk, he's going to sit down and light himself up a cigarette. They've gotten crushed in his pockets but they're mostly useable.]

[identity profile] forgottenshiki.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Haven't seen it myself until now though.

wow, wrong icon

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
A lot of people around here use it. I don't bother to hide it, though.
Edited 2011-05-31 11:47 (UTC)

[identity profile] forgottenshiki.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Until Mayfield, I mean. Just yesterday, someone was prancing around the rooftops with magic.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you know who it was?

[identity profile] forgottenshiki.livejournal.com 2011-06-02 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
No, didn't get to ask. Why?

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-06-02 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm always interested in meeting other casters.

[identity profile] forgottenshiki.livejournal.com 2011-06-03 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
You can't miss her if she's around. It would be impossible to miss cat ears and sparkles.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-06-03 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[incredulously:] Cat ears and sparkles.

[identity profile] forgottenshiki.livejournal.com 2011-06-03 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not that inconceivable here. There are mages trying to fly, so why not sparkly magical girls?

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-06-04 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose I've seen stranger. [Read: Old Gregg]

[identity profile] forgottenshiki.livejournal.com 2011-06-04 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
See? Though I don't think I could deal with anything stranger.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-06-04 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
I could, I'd just rather not.

[identity profile] forgottenshiki.livejournal.com 2011-06-04 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Kind of hard with things like this falling out of nowhere.