14th Resurrection - This Devil's Workday

[sanctus_dei]

[Well, coupled with his own physical shortcomings, and complete exhaustion, Theo managed to get himself mangled at the tractor factory today. His left hand - this dominant one - is utterly shattered, torn up something fierce in some machinery. The supervisors tried to have him just wrap it up and go back to work, but he managed to sneak out. He walks home a bloody, pale wreck. Feel free to stop him/ignore him/whatever.

Later: a phone call! The phone fumbles a moment before he speaks. He sounds as irritated as always.]

_Shit... A-Are their any doctors left out there? And I'm not talking about the mad scientist woman. Or am I going to be left to die of sepsis in this place? Goddamnit...

...has anyone died here yet? Do you still come back?


And for god's sake, does ANYONE out there have a cigarette?!

Comments

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Theo! What the fuck did you do to yourself! [Have a very worried friend]

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

I... I fucking slipped or something. I barely remember. All I remember was my hand becoming intimiately close with the gears of the machine I was working on. I'm fucking screwed.

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

[As Theo is sneaking out Fran appears and seems to be herding a cow into the factory]

Oh my! That looks terrible~ Let me take a look at that~

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Shit Theo...have you found a doctor yet? Have you at least wrapped it up? Vodka's a good disinfectant, high alcohol content.

[Yes he's rambling a bit now, feel free to interrupt]

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Don't you dare! I don't want to end up some kinda weird robotic thing like your cows!

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

...I think we have some vodka left. Jesus, this is gonna be bad.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Listen, if you can't find a doctor soon let me know and I'll come take a look. I can do the basic stuff at least.

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

I'm trying. But we barely have food, I doubt we ahve any medical supplies.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Vodka, sterilized sheets. Some vodka for you as painkiller.

[He's a little too tired and stressed to try and be evasive about the fact he knows this kind of thing]

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

[Fran frowns, looking at the hand. She'd normally stop to press treatment further, but she needs to get these cows moved]

How rude~ Well...okay, but be sure to get it looked at before it gets infected~

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[Theo's in no shape to question the advice.]

R-right. I gotta get these other bandages off me anyway. Mostly made of my shirt anyway. I'm gonna go see how much vodka we got left.

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[Captain Paranoid is paranoid.]

Yeah, like I'm going to find any decent medicine in this town now.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

And for the love of god haul ass out of there!

[redorblueshot.livejournal.com]

[Good news, your foreman has also spotted you. And she's not happy with what she sees.]

Oh my, that's horrible-looking. What did you do now?

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

Well perhaps I SHOULD take a look at it then~

[She reaches out to grab his hand]

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

What did I do? That machine just about ate my goddamn hand!

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[Shrinks back] N-no way. I'll take care of it!

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

Yeah... if I stick around any longer they're just gonna put me back to work.

_{Jesus Christ this is just... augh, goddamnit...}

[redorblueshot.livejournal.com]

Never mind. We need to get that disinfected right away! Or it'll really be bad!

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

Very well, but let me know if you need help before it becomes time to amputate~

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

No shit! But where am I gonna find disinfectant around here?!

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Quit bitching and get going!

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

[W-wait did she say amputate no I can't cast spells with ONE HAND]

A-alright! Fine! Here! [Holds out bloody mess of a hand.]

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

[Fran takes Theo to the back, the room is FILLED with cows. She finds a bottle of vodka and sets to looking for a cloth that is at least clean]

[redorblueshot.livejournal.com]

I can see if there's any vodka around. It won't be as good, but it's better than not doing anything.