sanctus_dei: (smirking 2)
Theo Crawford ([personal profile] sanctus_dei) wrote2011-05-22 06:38 pm

42nd Resurrection

Once upon a time, someone suggested to Theo that he use his gravity magic to fly. Ridiculous! Doing things like flying about on broomsticks is a stereotype, something to mock real spellcasters with, like they were the witches and wizards of old. Theo is a modern spellcaster, thank you, and he wouldn't be caught dead doing such a thing.

Except that it sounds like a whole lot of fun, doesn't it? Especially after half a bottle of wine.

Tonight, well after midnight, Theo Crawford is out in his yard with some spellbooks and mason jars of components. This isn't unusual in itself. He's drawing circles, making incantations and casting spells and small inanimate objects first, and quite successfully. His two crows sit nearby, waiting for him to try it on himself. Humans don't fly, they don't have wings! So they can't wait to see this and get a good laugh.

Trying this on himself is a much different story. It takes more skill in control, some understanding of physics, more spell components and more energy - which he lacks pretty much all over. Theo is too impatient, and tries these spells too early. Are you ready for some failure, Mayfield?

You may find Theo:
- Zipping several yards in the air, before attempting to land. Sometimes he crash lands, sometimes he doesn't. Still, Theo is a frail guy. That looks like it hurt.
- Stuck in a tree. Shut up he can totally climb down, okay
- Crash landing through your roof, or upstairs windows. Now THAT has to hurt.
- Hovering in the air a few yards up, not going anywhere. He's sort of worked himself into a corner.

Or any other manner of craziness you can think of. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's fail!mage!

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-05-26 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Ken snorts and takes on as girly of a tone as he can. Which...actually isn't half bad]

Now don't take that tone with me young man!

[identity profile] femtags.livejournal.com 2011-05-26 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Because I got you hurt and it's the least I can do for making you go through that.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-05-26 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Theo shakes his head at Ken, and smirks. Getting Theo to laugh is almost impossible, this is as close as most people get.]

You're an idiot.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-05-26 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah but you hang out with me anyways. Come inside, I'll patch you up and make some coffee.
headedforhope: (it's like the darkness is light)

[personal profile] headedforhope 2011-05-26 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
I see! How unfortunate.

Please take off your shirt.

[identity profile] forgottenshiki.livejournal.com 2011-05-26 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Start what? Flying?

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-05-27 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
...Yes, as a matter of fact.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-05-27 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
What? No! I'm fine, I swear.
headedforhope: (the courage from the flower)

[personal profile] headedforhope 2011-05-27 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, but the blood all over my carpet says otherwise, you know?

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-05-27 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[So many people have been trying to patch him up today.]

I don't need patching up. 'M fine. [Maybe just slightly drunk.]

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-05-27 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
....

[He'll just unbutton it.]
headedforhope: (I'll dance myself up; drunk myself down)

[personal profile] headedforhope 2011-05-27 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[hands over a very large band-aid]

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-05-27 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
You didn't get me hurt. The first ten times I hit shit today is what hurt me.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-05-27 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[He takes it and slaps it on. And the decides laying there till he feels like moving again is the best idea.]




...Thanks.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-05-27 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want those cuts getting infected?

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-05-27 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Spellcaster. "Wizard" is a bit old-fashioned.

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-05-27 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Luckily, Theo weighs practically nothing. There's a groan from Theo. Moving is difficult at the moment.]

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-05-27 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
They're not that bad.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-05-27 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
At least let me take a look at them. [He's also promised you coffee Theo...fresh coffee]

[identity profile] sanctusdei.livejournal.com 2011-05-27 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Eyeroll] Fine, fine.

[identity profile] femtags.livejournal.com 2011-05-27 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Blink blink]

What did you do that got you hurt? ...Now that I'm thinking about it, why were you up in that tree?

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-05-27 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
I just wanna make sure you haven't hurt yourself worse then I think you have.

[personal profile] gandere 2011-05-27 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Wha-?

You're not Archer. [ She has great insight. ] Who the hell are you?

[ Annnnnnnnnnnd pointing at the hole in the roof. ]

And what will you do to fix my roof?!

[identity profile] buttery-tech.livejournal.com 2011-05-27 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I see. We don't really have any magic users back home. Just the few of us rangers that... kind of have these weird powers? 'course, I don't have them right now. But I heard you can eventually get stuff like that back.

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